Serenity was pretty buzzed, but didn't care. "Happy Hannakush! Joyous Kwanzaakush! Merry Christmaskush, broskis and siskis! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate whatever the Hades you want, and to eat drink & be merry! That means leeeets paaaartaaaay!"
She'd randomly start dancing, despite the fact that there was no music.